Government Dirt

It took Michael C. Moynihan (who's he?) just four-months to discover my article "English Accents and American Advertising," a piece primarily about the proliferation of the UK-accent in American advertising, and my take on why it's occurring (Americans don't sounds as intelligent when they speak, and we lie too much). But instead, to Moynihan, it's about "how enraged" I am about my "intellectual isolation," and how Brits are invading the United States to buy things and misbehave...or something along-those-lines. Maybe. Thanks, Mike, you read my mind, and you know everything about my life and Indiana. Thanks.

Moynihan either forgot or willfully misrepresented the real message--the subtext--of my original article: that Americans have allowed themselves to be dumbed down, and that even our politicians sound stupid when they talk. For that matter, listen to almost any current incumbent holding office in these here U-ni-ted States attempting speech. To Michael Moynihan, the run-up to the war in Iraq never happened, and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld never called the EU "Old Europe," or that most of our diplomats have such bad diction that they're unable to effectively form the right words required to negotiate with their peers from other nations. And Wall Street and the White House haven't wrecked the economy either.

Look, I know that "I'm just jealous," and that someone who can barely write (Moynihan) probably draws more money from his so-called "writing" than I've ever made (or ever will), or that who his exact audience is is beyond my lowly working-class comprehension. But enough about his connections, or his ability to kiss executive asses. Mike should do the thinking for us. Never mind that the subtext of his piece, "Rant: Take Them Back to Dear Old Blighty--The ugliest byproduct of the sagging dollar" supports the thesis of my original piece in-spades, and please-please, do step over the victims of America, you might get those expensive Italian-shoes soiled. Who are you talking to Mike? Who is your audience? My uneducated guess would be that they're well-off professionals like you, the trust fund kids and the silver spoon crowd whose job is to tell the rest of us how to think and how wonderful you all are. Shame, but at least your article is incomprehensible.

One might assume--making an ass of you and me--that his piece angered me, but that would be wrong. I'm loving the irony, and the tiny-bit of exposure it's brought to my humble little blog, "J to the Power of 7" (http://chickasawpicklesmell.blogspot.com), and the fact that it at least got Moynihan thinking for a few milliseconds. Cognitive dissonance hurts, I know, but he's used to it. So, while all the comfortable people watch in horror as the economy they said shouldn't be regulated collapses for that very same reason, we can feel safe in the knowledge that Michael C. Moynihan...what does he feel? I couldn't tell from his article, and couldn't locate a thesis. Maybe it's: "The British are coming! The British are coming!" It's that inane. Thanks for the laughs and the exposure, Mike, it felt good being quoted in the same paragraph as actor Val Kilmer (Brother Val, I agree!). And Mike, you're arch-neoconservative whether you know it or not. I've never been to L.A.--they say the air is poor there. Send my love to Boyd Rice and the boys at the Aryan Nations.

"English Accents and American Advertising," 10.27.2007:
http://chickasawpicklesmell.blogspot.com/2007/10/english-accents-and-ame...

Michael C. Moynihan's article at "Reason magazine" (April 2008 issue): http://reason.com/news/show/124935.html

Not that I trust Wikipedia's accuracy, but...: http://en.wikipediarg/wiki/Michael_Moynihan_(journalist)