Government Dirt

Why not marry someone you want to have sex with like 10% of all married men in America? My advice to politicians and would-be politicos is to marry a former-prostitute. But why stop there? There could be a lifelong secret rendezvous between husband-and-wife. They could meet each other in incredibly sordid circumstances, both in-disguise! Better yet, a political couple could go to Vegas, get divorced, have sex, then get remarried. No one would be the wiser...